a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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