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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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