Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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