but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think your dad took our porno
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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