if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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