did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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