Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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