Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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