the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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