when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I need water and some morals
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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