You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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