I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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