hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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