i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
kristin has been a bad kristin
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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