I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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