you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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