Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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