Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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