failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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