yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize