U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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