So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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