Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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