i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So squirting runs in the family.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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