Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
sex in a hospital.. check
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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