yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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