her vagine was all disorganized.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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