In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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