So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
