i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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