when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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