I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
