Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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