i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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