duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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