..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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