You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You can't special order awesome
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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