So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
