Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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