He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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