i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
can u get pink eye on your cock?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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