She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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