Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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