I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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