I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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