She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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