i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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