I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
