brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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