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I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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