Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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