i think my mom watched the whole time
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
