every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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