We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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