Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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